@merari42 to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agoHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!imagemessage-square59arrow-up1813arrow-down129
arrow-up1784arrow-down1imageHowdy, Y'all fellow americans!@merari42 to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square59
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish42•6 months agoJokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
minus-square@merari42OPlinkEnglish11•6 months agoAs a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
minus-square@blazeknavelinkEnglish4•6 months agoAnd pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
minus-square@SkyezOpenlinkEnglish2•6 months agoI sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.
Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)
So you rent or lease one?
I just borrow my Dad’s, tyvm.
As a true American you lease one at absurdly high interest rates. You can also buy a cheap used tractor by overdrafting several credit cards.
And pay subscription fees for the software. And you are not allowed to repair the machinery.
I sold my tractor to a company then leased it back so it comes out of the monthly budget and not the capital account.