Happens about 20mins after I wake up.

Image transcription:

Random npc spongebob fish character looking miserable holding a cup during a sunset and another overlayed image of the same guy on the left with the same look.

It is captioned with:

When you already checked your usual 5 apps and don’t know what else to do with your day:

  • @[email protected]
    11•6 months ago

    For me my phone meme time is

    1. 5-10 minutes before I get out of bed in the morning
    2. if I’m bored at work
    3. Poopin
    • @[email protected]
      1•6 months ago

      I started reading books and mags while pooping. I like it. Highly recommended.

      Just got to have system to make sure you don’t do anything unhygienic to your reading material. I make sure to set it down before I touch myself. I touch myself.