• @Jimmyeatsausage
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    133 months ago

    Next on Faux News…Biden officials caught taking dihydrogen monoxide, a dangerous performance enhancing chemical known to kill thousands of Americans each year simply by inhaling it. Sources tell us they’d have pitchers of this stuff everywhere. They serve it at meeting right out in the open. Some staff members tested were found to have nearly blood contamination levels as high as .45! An aerosolized version of the compound is a key component in chem-trails left by airplanes, and many scientists believe that having so much in the atmosphere is a key driver of severe storms the liberal elite blame on so-called “climate change”

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      13 months ago

      Wait, .45 seems like a really low amount of water in your blood. Are we not counting the cytoplasm in the blood cells?

      • @Jimmyeatsausage
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        23 months ago

        It was a rough estimate. 50% plasma, which is 90% water.