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    Me: This is why you’re here, you realize.
    You forgot the comma, and Americans spell words better than that UK slop.

    Devil: If you weren’t dead, I’d kill you. How’d you even know my grammar? This is a verbal conversation.

    • @samus12345
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      Devil: “Yes, well, you forgot the comma after ‘actually’ and ‘underground.’ Bloody Yank!”

      • @Jiggle_Physics
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        25 months ago

        Random demon: Both of you fucked up the ending punctuation of the sentence. It should end with a question mark.

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          No, a period is correct. They’re statements, not questions.

          • @Jiggle_Physics
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            15 months ago

            The sentence is a question, even if rhetorical. When “you realize” is added to the sentence, you are turning it into a question, even if it is one you aren’t seeking an answer for. Anyway you look at this sentence, it is asking if they realize something.

            • @samus12345
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              15 months ago

              You’re probably correct. It’s not said in the manner of question, with a rising tone at the end, so I’d allow a period anyway because it’s informal. When writing a joke, communicating tone is more important than correct punctuation.

              • @Jiggle_Physics
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                25 months ago

                Yeah I don’t actually care about grammar, and spelling, in such an informal setting, as long as I can understand what is being said. That being said, the commentary jokes are riffing on the grammar, so…