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minus-square@mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish18•9 months ago gas station sushi. One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.
minus-square@ChickenLadyLovesLifelinkEnglish16•9 months agoI like how everyone bitches about gas station sushi, but the hotdogs being kept bacterial-paradise-warm on rollers until the end of time are A-OK.
minus-square@sangriaferret@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•8 months agoHotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can’t live on them. Science.
minus-squaremoosetwinlinkfedilinkEnglish14•9 months agojust make sure not to black out and wake up in a sewer
minus-squareandroogee (they/she)linkfedilinkEnglish19•9 months agoBut this big rat wants to teach me karate
One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.
I like how everyone bitches about gas station sushi, but the hotdogs being kept bacterial-paradise-warm on rollers until the end of time are A-OK.
Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can’t live on them. Science.
Bacteria have standards!
just make sure not to black out and wake up in a sewer
But this big rat wants to teach me karate
Why not, i wanna be surrounded by fish. Horny fish.