Heehee.

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    33 months ago

    (number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes

    I assume he’ll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.

    • @Got_Bent
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      13 months ago

      Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.

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        13 months ago

        Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.

        • @Got_Bent
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          13 months ago

          A guy can dream though, right?