I have one from a band called Massie that says “you work hard, I’ll be sexy”.
Makes me laugh every time.
I also have a t-shirt with a purple teddy bear under a paragraph of text telling a nihilist horror story in broken english about that teddy bear as if he were a real person.
Both winners.
The one with the 4 holes in it (one at the top, one at the bottom, two at the sides). I find it rather convenient.
Comfortable and appropriate.