• Flying Squid
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    725 months ago

    Dude knows how to run up a wall, so I hope they have a lot of razor wire at the top in whatever prison he’s being sent to.

    • Chozo
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      425 months ago

      I do wonder if that’s ever actually a legitimate concern for prison staffers, if they get an inmate that is exceptionally agile like this. Like, if a parkour champ gets locked up, do the guards take any additional precautions? Do they grease up all the walls and fences to make them extra hard to climb?

      These, and other equally important questions, are what keep me up at night.

      • @LesserAbe
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        5 months ago

        In Pennsylvania this last year a murderer escaped from prison by pressing himself again two opposite walls and climbing up. So I guess the answer is, no they don’t take additional precautions.

        • @[email protected]
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          85 months ago

          murdered escaped from prison

          Damn shit’s crazy bro was so athletic he came back from the dead

        • @[email protected]
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          65 months ago

          last year a murdered escaped from prison by pressing himself again two opposite walls and climbing up

          Damn, must’ve sucked to get arrested for being murdered. No wonder he wanted to break out!

      • Flying Squid
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        145 months ago

        They probably hope all of the other security measures will make up for that one. I can’t really think of another option. Even prisoners in solitary are let out for an hour a day.

      • @chiliedogg
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        105 months ago

        Pascal Payet escaped prison by being picked up by a helicopter.

        3 times.

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          45 months ago

          Someone should really do something about all those rescue helicopters swarming around prisons like mosquitoes.

        • Flying Squid
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          45 months ago

          I’m guessing by being picked up by a helicopter and by paying off every single guard in the prison.

      • @AbidanYre
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        45 months ago

        A real parkour champ couldn’t be caught in the first place. Check mate.

      • @[email protected]
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        15 months ago

        Maybe the guards just administer some additional unprovoked beatings to the inmate to ensure they aren’t in a physical state to parkour over the wall