That way, if there are any damages, you can take a picture with the newspaper and “prove” that the damage was there when you moved in.
That way, if there are any damages, you can take a picture with the newspaper and “prove” that the damage was there when you moved in.
Ok, here’s my fraud plan:
First, we throw the potatos at Todd. He knows why. Then, after the couch delivery is late, you spring a naked man out of the couch. While everybody is wondering what is going on, THAT’S when you steal the statue of liberty, and sell it back to the french, with a 50% discount.
Now for the actual fraud part. The statue of liberty is green, but that’s unatural. It’s only a result of the statue being made of brass, and ionizing over the years. So what you do, is sell them a subscription service where you clean the statue of liberty on a daily basis, to keep it nice and shiney.
That’s when Bill Murry and the gang make the statue of liberty start walking down the streets of Paris, and fight Godzilla. You sell the footage to Micheal Bay, and that’s when you REALLY make your money because you happen to own an explosives company. You’re the one sellling the bombs Micheal Bay uses in his new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
HAZAH!!!