I don’t even know what you mean by “bedrotting”, but I can tell based on tone to downvote.
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Where’s my god damnelectric car, Bruce???
So the take away from what you’re saying is, we need to fast track WWIII, and sit out of it. Let the world nuke each other while we sit back and eat popcorn while we sell them even MORE bombs to blow each other up!
…oh my god. I was being dramatic, but that sounds exactly like Bidens plan with Ukraine. Sell them weapons, but not enough to end the war. Just prolong it. I am baffled that trump hasn’t gone the opposite route and sold russia nukes. I was fully expecting that.
Guys! It’s ok! We can’t buy houses, we no longer own our own computers, and everything we have is rented, not owned…but it’s ok! Because now music is freeeeeeeee!!!
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Technology•UK to “encourage” Apple and Google to put nudity-blocking systems on phonesEnglish
5·3 hours agoAmerican here…first time?
“We want to know if you’re passionate about AI”
“I will give you a handjob”
“YOU’RE HIRED!”
“Great”
“Soooooo…do I get the handjob now? Orrrr…”
“Oh, I was lying.”
Would you feel better knowing I have about 35 open windows, each with literally hundreds of open tabs?
And…99% of them are porn? I have one window thats a few youtube tabs, and one mail tab.
All the other windows are hundreds of tabs of porn.
Hey! Whoa! Uncool!
Drunk uncle here…I don’t stumble. I sit on the recliner until I pass out watching porn that I’m not aroused by, and not jerking off to. It’s just “on”.
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News•Trump Economy 'Stalling Out' as Unemployment Rate Hits Highest Level in 4 Years
12·7 hours agoWhy February?
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No Stupid Questions•Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues?
2·7 hours agoYou get what you pay for.
Pay a little money, get a little quality. Pay a LOT of money, get high quality.
Well your coach didn’t have to pay anything, so fuck you and your body! He’s only coaching high school football.
Whereas NFL coaches have to pay their athletes millions of dollars, and expect high returns on long term winning.
Unless you’re Kevin Stefanski. In which case you coach The Browns. And no one expects The Browns to win…
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THE POLICE PROBLEM•ICE worried it might get stiffed on travel expenseEnglish
3·22 hours agoOh no!
…anyways…
The woman was released in 2020.
Did you miss the part at the bottom where they were using guns to threaten them?
I remember sneaking into the medicine cabinet, and eating like 20 of these in one sitting.
I either never got caught, or never got punished.
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Fuck AI•Return of 4GB RAM in smartphones by 2026 amidst DRAM crisis, microSD slots make a comeback
301·1 day agoI bought my phone in 2019.
Are you saying that phones today DON’T have microSD?
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Not The Onion•Florida man says his wife ‘wants a divorce’ after he lost $45,000 on an AI-generated Elon Musk car scamEnglish
14·1 day agoI like to think she’s not leaving him because he lost the money. I like to think she’s leaving him because he’s dumb enough to be the type of person to lose the money.
Like, $45,000? Yeah, it’s a huge hit to your bank account. But money comes and goes. At the end of the day, you’re still with the guy who never stopped to think.
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Not The Onion•Florida man says his wife ‘wants a divorce’ after he lost $45,000 on an AI-generated Elon Musk car scamEnglish
15·1 day agoThat is absolutely sick. And just in case tone isn’t coming across in text, I’m saying that in a negative way.
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Not The Onion•Florida man says his wife ‘wants a divorce’ after he lost $45,000 on an AI-generated Elon Musk car scamEnglish
243·1 day agoAs of the time of this reply, 3 people have downvoted you. I cannot fathom reading your message and thinking “Well this guy is clearly wrong! Everybody should be judged equally!”
How they came to the conclusion to downvote you, I’ll never know.
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Not The Onion•Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass DestructionEnglish
1·1 day agoOh. I thought you meant he could say that in 2022 because he wasn’t the president then. Sorry, that’s how I read it.



















I have so many unanswered questions.