• @Num10ck
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      103 months ago

      trying to buy isn’t winning in battle. just start licking it romantically while maintaining eye contact.
      or dip into your pants and scratch your ass with it.

      or both.

      • @[email protected]
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        233 months ago

        It could be also a funny (although more expensive) idea to buy 100 of these things and bring a new one whenever you go to the store. So the deviders suddenly won’t fit anymore in that little rail and the cashiers will go crazy how this is randomly happening every couple of days.

        • flicker
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          83 months ago

          This would work. I work in a new grocery store and we have enough to fit… they are barely contained. If there were suddenly more of them I wouldn’t know what to do.

          • @3ntranced
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            23 months ago

            Better yet, add identical but slight length variations so within a few days none of them fit.

        • @NABDad
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          53 months ago

          I like the way you think.

        • cooljimy84
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          43 months ago

          Buy some short and some long… Really mess with them !

        • @Rolando
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          23 months ago

          You want to multiply dividers? Wouldn’t that leave you with zero?