Saw this on /c/[email protected] and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.
Seating Options / Alt Text:
- Between Liz and her doppelgänger friend that complains just as much
- Next to Frank and a now-empty sun tea jar
- Between Hank and Jack
- Between Devon Banks and Kenneth
- In the back next to Vlem
- Next to Tracy and Angie
- Between Jenna and Verna (who is flirting with Paul dressed as Jenna)
- Next to Colleen and Jonathan
- Next to Lutz
I wanted to make one of the options between Grizz and DotCom, but I figured that was too much of an Airplane! joke. Also, the pharmacy was out of the pills that make you see Oprah, so no sleeping through it.
#2, I don’t have to sit next to anyone, I’m on an isle seat close to the front so I can get the fuck out of there as soon as we land. I wouldn’t talk to anyone, I would mind my own business, and would probably be miserable the whole time because of everyone talking.
As long as you’re aware that empty jug of sun tea was full when everyone boarded.