• @bazus1
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    33 months ago

    Fine. IF I was sized-up such that the earth fit in the palm of my hand and always moved with the same inertial frame as the earth and didn’t require oxygen and enjoyed the same rates of movement and relative strengths that I enjoy currently regardless of relativity, …

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      03 months ago

      An infinitely long turkey with a perfectly circular cross-section of a uniform density.