Kafka’s Joke Book
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, sp...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

  • @[email protected]English
    6•3 months ago

    A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. Am I right, ladies?

    What’s the max size of bumper stickers again?