• @[email protected]
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    396 months ago

    People on Lemmy can’t afford cars and are too frightened by intimacy to conceive any children

    • Sam, The Man
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      136 months ago

      Kids are scary because they remind me of me and I can’t have another one of those bastards running around, muckin about

      • @blazeknave
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        76 months ago

        I thought that but they’re more like your best parts and a pure version of you that your parents didn’t fuck up yet