@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 3 months agoI'm locking it up.imagemessage-square18arrow-up1460arrow-down115
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minus-square@Dorkyd68linkEnglish6•3 months agoI’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•3 months agoWait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle
Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.
Me too buddy, meee too