He’s either violating the laws of physics or he has a clone that lives on the other side of town.
My dog Charlie this morning for reference purposes:
Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid.
Awwww Charlie is the sweetest cloud of quantum probabilities in the world ❤️ I am sending pets and scritches!
Considering the possibility of quantum entanglement, you will have to do it with some very long arms, but I know he will appreciate it nonetheless. And then start scratching at you if you stop. Ever.