• Flying SquidOP
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    386 months ago

    Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.

    Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      306 months ago

      Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?

      • peopleproblems
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        116 months ago

        I’m pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.