• @shittymorph
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    24110 months ago

    I used to work for a popular wrestling company, billionaire owner, very profitable, would write off any OSHA penalties as the ‘cost of doing business’ just as they did in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table

    • @Gearheart
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      10 months ago

      I want to believe… but the morph has always been exactly.

      “nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.”

      But I want to believe…

      Edit: looking back at previous shittymorph posts. Grammar, punctuation and delivery is at much higher standard… I’m sad 😢. I’m hoping that I’m way way wrong. Can anyone reach out to shittymorph on reddit to confirm?

      • @shittymorph
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        5710 months ago

        That is quite an astute observation, in fact many folks would have overlooked such precise details. As you could imagine, with newness and changing situation such as a major platform shift, and as we enter a revolutionary technological time period in hopes of a prosperous fediverse, it’s easy for us to become a overzealous and infatuated with all the excitement, but we must remember, it pales in comparison to the crowd’s excitement in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

        • @Gearheart
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          3010 months ago

          😢 I don’t know what to feel anymore.

            • @ThtCrzyBstrd
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              1210 months ago

              Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would occasionally come out of nowhere with the one story about Hell in a Cell. It was his thing. Shortly before the place went to absolute hell, he posted saying he was stepping away for personal reasons.

              We believe this is an imposter.

      • @Gearheart
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        2010 months ago

        Confirmed imposter. Sorry everyone. 😢

        • Lev_Astov
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          410 months ago

          I assumed as much when the story didn’t go on for at least three paragraphs first.

        • @R4N63R
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          17 months ago

          Thank you for doing the research we all needed.

    • @ikidd
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      1810 months ago

      You son of a bitch, I don’t know if you’re the og shittymorph, but I missed that bastard.

    • @Raptor_007
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      1510 months ago

      I’m not even mad. Feels like being home.

    • @DpwnShift
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      510 months ago

      I don’t know if you’re the real one… but you’re beautiful.

    • @teamevil
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      410 months ago

      I’ve actually worked several WWE events and despite the fact that Vince is a monster, they were a great show for locals to work on. There’s lots wrong with wrestling, listen to the Behind the Bastards on Vince.

      I will say that Dan Snyder is a cunt of epic proportions, different sport/job but the amount of cunt he appears in the media is significantly less then reality.

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      Uhm are you the original or a copy cat? Although not sure why I ask I will not be sure it’s true. Unless of course on reddit you mentioned this account or something.

      EDIT: Nevermind I already saw you aren’t them.