What is Nintendo thinking? This guy can’t be however the fuck old he is forever! What does plumbing make you immortal? His knees should be destroyed by now.

Also Sonic! How long do hedgehogs even live? We should be playing as his great great grandson by now.

  • Arthur M
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    55 months ago

    That would effectivity ruin the games appeal

    • @MacedWindowOP
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      25 months ago

      Oh wow. And people wonder why seniors dont play games. Maybe if Mario was 70 more grandparents would be gamers??? Did you think about that???

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