So my mom has been saying for awhile how she wished she could play Hogwarts legacy, and my older sister just replaced her gaming PC. So my sister sent her old pc to my mom. Nothing crazy, but meets minimum system requirements! My mom is now kind of speed running learning about gaming and it’s been amusing. I just think these are adorable.

  1. She complained that she couldn’t find the game for sale for PC anywhere, she could only find it for XBOX and PS. She was looking on amazon, and I had to point her towards steam, and help her setup an account for steam.

  2. She happened to purchase it while it was on sale and she was super confused why it was randomly on sale! Had to explain how steam works. She’s disabled and the $60 was the extent of her fun money for the month, so getting it on sale was a huge deal to her.

  3. Complaining at how long it took to download the game off wifi when she was ready to play RIGHT NOW. She kept asking if we could use an Ethernet cable to make it go faster, but her PC was like 40 feet from the nearest jack and we didn’t have a long enough ethernet cable (No I wasn’t driving home to my house to look for one, and no I wasn’t buying her one. Love you momma! You gotta wait!)

  4. She realized she hates mouse and keyboard, so used the money she saved from the sale to buy a little controller from walmart.

  5. She talked about how much she likes that because she’s on “story mode” she can skip puzzles/challenges she thinks are stupid. Considering there are games I never beat as a kid because of a specific mini game/challenge I couldn’t beat, I resonated with that. Back when we were kids if there was a quick time event you couldn’t beat, we quit the game!

  6. A few weeks later she talked about how she was super happy to finally find a youtuber that would give walk through/tips/advice on how to do things in a not annoying way. The one she likes are basically “Here is a 30 second clip of doing this specific thing in this room”. She is not a fan of 30 minute lets plays with intros/outros.

  7. Complaining about long load times between rooms, and quests that make her go through multiple loading zones. No comment, she’s just right to complain.

All her revelations were super relatable and I just thought it was cute that at an older age she went through modern gaming transition in a few weeks, and hit on emotions we all basically hit.

  • @Iheartcheese
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    782 months ago

    Give her Skyrim and show her the Nexus and see how long it is before she’s a furry.

    • @ericbombOP
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      592 months ago

      Uhh maybe I’ll have her try Stardew Valley next…

      Then again, I’m certain there are furry mods for Stardew valley as well. No where is safe from them.

      • @Iheartcheese
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        242 months ago

        She’s gonna lust after Shane. they all do.

        • @ericbombOP
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          282 months ago

          Another excuse to roast her about her terrible taste in men then!

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              42 months ago

              Or the consequence of her terrible taste in men 🤷

              • @ericbombOP
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                72 months ago

                That I am XD

                If my mom was a better judge of character I wouldn’t exist!

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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        112 months ago

        There’s also Spiritfarer although it can be pretty heavy emotionally. But the gameplay loop is on the easier side.

        • anomoly
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          72 months ago

          The emotional roller-coaster in this game is definitely real.

        • SharkEatingBreakfast
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          42 months ago

          Whoa, cool it! Maybe going the route of emotional decimation for someone new to playing games is a tad much.

          Start with the light-hearted stuff first, then ask if she enjoys having her heart ripped directly from her chest, then suggest “Spiritfarer”.

          • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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            22 months ago

            I’m halfway through it myself. Guess I need to buckle up for what’s coming eh?

            • SharkEatingBreakfast
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              I think it may be more impactful if you’ve had someone close to you pass.

              What absolutely wrecked me was

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              the chicken. I’ve aided in caring for a grandparent who went through it, and I expect at least one of my aging parents will go through it, too.

              That’s all I’ll say.

    • @Maalus
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      112 months ago

      Launches game picks khajiit or an argonian

    • prole
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      2 months ago

      I’m still shocked when I see people promoting Skyrim. In 2024.

      Move on, guys.

      Edit: my issue with the way people talk about and recommend Skyrim isn’t about how old the game is. I love (good) older games.

      Skyrim is barely playable without third party mods, and it’s always been exceedingly mediocre.

      Of all the games to recommend in 2024, Skyrim? It’s not even the best game in it’s own series… Maybe not even in the top 3.

      • @[email protected]
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        92 months ago

        I assume I shouldn’t play Portal or retro games either? If someone is new to gaming, the whole catalog is available to them. Just because it’s old doesn’t mean it isn’t worth playing, especially since the system the mom has isn’t top of the line and may handle those games better than new ones.

        • prole
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          You’ve misunderstood my comment. I love older games. Comparing Skyrim to Portal series is absurd and insulting to Portal.

          Skyrim has always been extremely mediocre at best. The way some people still talk about it, you’d think it was the greatest game ever made. It isn’t even the best Elder Scrolls game.

          It’s barely playable without mods.

      • Tarquinn2049
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        52 months ago

        We will move on, as soon as bethesda does. Hehe. We can’t play elder scrolls 6 yet. But serioisly, skyrim with good mods is still a better game than almost all newer games. So, hard to really feel bad for still recommending it.