• @Cryophilia
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    352 months ago

    San Francisco: “guys, I’m gay”

    USA: “we know, dude”

    Miami: bursts in “yo anyone got any coke?”

    USA: “shut up, Miami”

    Detroit: “…I can get you some coke”

    • @lanolinoil
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      162 months ago

      Texas: What kind of Coke do you want? Mt Dew, Sprite, Big Red?

      • @Cryophilia
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        72 months ago

        Texas isn’t a city, nor do they have any world class cities, unlike other more civilized states.

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            Are you referring to the highways? I almost looked at moving there until I looked into the traffic situation. I left DC to get away from that shit.

        • @bitwaba
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          32 months ago

          FYI, Houston is the 4th largest city in the US by population

            • @Cryophilia
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              22 months ago

              Add another zero on there and you’ll be in the ballpark

          • @Ledivin
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            12 months ago

            Isn’t that mostly because they claim a ridiculously massive metro area? What’s the density like?

            • @bitwaba
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              12 months ago

              Lots of other places do too. That’s why true city size should be counted as the metropolitan population, not just the city borders. In that case, Houston is 5th, beaten by Dallas/Fort Worth at 4th, which surprisingly means Texas has 2 metropolitan areas out of in the top 5 in the country.

              • @Ledivin
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                02 months ago

                This simply isn’t backed by statistics. While Houston is the 4th most populous American city, it’s only ~200th in density. If “Lots of other places [did] too,” then they wouldn’t be half as far down that second list.

                • @bitwaba
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                  12 months ago

                  I don’t really understand what point you’re trying to make, but I’d be happy to argue for or against it if you could sum it up.

        • @Moneo
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          -82 months ago

          Honestly, as a Canadian I don’t think north america has any world class cities.

          • @Cryophilia
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            92 months ago

            Really? NYC? Come on, you’re just doing the “murica bad” edgy teenager thing.

            • @[email protected]
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              22 months ago

              I’m surprised it’s universally downvoted as mindless shitting on America is a pretty sure bet for upvotes on Lemmy.

              • @Moneo
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                02 months ago

                It’s weird that having a differing opinion of what makes a city world class means I’m “mindlessly shitting on america”.

                • @[email protected]
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                  02 months ago

                  I can’t think a single reasonable metric that wouldn’t net at least a couple of us cities among the top 20. In fact the only metric that I can come up with is “not in America because of my irrational hate for it .”

                  • @Moneo
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                    Public transportation, walkability, cycling infrastructure, and public spaces. Why are you so convinced I’m foaming at the mouth hating on america. I’m just a dude who thinks our cities suck.

            • @Moneo
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              -12 months ago

              It’s just my opinion. A world class city imo should have excellent public transportation, cycling infrastructure, parks and public gathering spaces, and traffic calmed commercial districs. Basically a world class city should have a lot of things worth visiting and infrastructure that lets you visit those places easily and comfortably without relying on a car.

              No north american city meets those standards in the way that some european cities do.

              • @Cryophilia
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                12 months ago

                You’ve never even HEARD of the NYC subway?

                Dude, just stop having opinions, you’re clearly not informed enough.

              • @Ledivin
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                12 months ago

                …so do you not believe there are any world-class cities, period? I can find exceptions for every single city in the list of requirements you laid out.