• @saltesc
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    31 month ago

    I use a trendy hipster low-light inefficient old-school bulb for reading hardcovered parchments. Give me a few more years.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      61 month ago

      I see.

      One question.

      What’s a “bulb?”

      Also, what is a “parchment?”

      • @saltesc
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        41 month ago

        A bulb is like a thin lamp that uses legal magic. A parchment is like a thin tablet that you can also use for wiping poo off your bum, depending on the author. They probably don’t have these below the Cloud District.

          • @saltesc
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            21 month ago

            Fabulous at haircuts, though.

        • finley
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          21 month ago

          up north, it’s the onion you hang from your belt to ward off evil spirits after dark