nukeM to [email protected]English • 2 months agoWe need to settle this debate once and for all.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1360arrow-down111
arrow-up1349arrow-down1imageWe need to settle this debate once and for all.sh.itjust.worksnukeM to [email protected]English • 2 months agomessage-square137fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•2 months agoLots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
minus-square@[email protected]MlinkfedilinkEnglish15•2 months agosome recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
minus-squaredittylinkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoYeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
minus-square@[email protected]MlinkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoyeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
minus-square@[email protected]MlinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoi heard that CIA recruits from mormons
minus-squarenukeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 months agoThat can’t be real because everyone knows THERE IS NO CIA
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•2 months agoI think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
minus-squarenukeOPMlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-22 months agoWait how did you get access to our handbook?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agowe learned how to print hello world in COBOL
minus-square@thesporkeffectlinkEnglish4•2 months agoPoliticians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.
They also literally run the US government
No, that’s evangelicals.
Lots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
some recruiters call this “low-risk behavior”, apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
Yeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
yeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
FBI:
i heard that CIA recruits from mormons
That can’t be real because everyone knows
THERE IS NO CIA
I think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
Wait how did you get access to our handbook?
we learned how to print hello world in COBOL
it’s the NSA that doesn’t exist
Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.