• nifty
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    392 months ago

    He has previously broken her finger, got mad that she got an upgrade and he didn’t, and he’s supposed to spread the word of God?

    • Flying Squid
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      222 months ago

      You don’t understand. God says she’s his property so he’s allowed to do that. He’s spreading that god’s word.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      142 months ago

      He told authorities of a previous incident where she allegedly grabbed his leg while he was driving and broke her finger.

      No see, she broke her own finger! You know that thing that happens when you grab something and your finger just breaks? So common.

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      82 months ago

      Yes, he’s spreading the word of angry, vengeful Old Testament God.