Mummys don’t surf.¹
This mummy does.
Because if you have a summer mummy it has to do summer things. Like surf. Otherwise it’s just a regular mummy. So that’s the joke. A surfing mummy.
¹ Charlie don’t surf. Either. Not relevant. But important.
It’s one of those horrible good movies. From the same people that brought you Toxic Avenger and Tromeo and Juliette. Lots of bad special effects, horrible pacing, droning exposition, etc. The kind of movie that absurdists love.
The cat makes the joke worse this time.
There’s a joke?!
Mummys don’t surf.¹ This mummy does. Because if you have a summer mummy it has to do summer things. Like surf. Otherwise it’s just a regular mummy. So that’s the joke. A surfing mummy.
¹ Charlie don’t surf. Either. Not relevant. But important.
I appreciate you.
Then I messed up somewhere.
deleted by creator
Surf Nazis Must Die is a great movie.
deleted by creator
It’s one of those horrible good movies. From the same people that brought you Toxic Avenger and Tromeo and Juliette. Lots of bad special effects, horrible pacing, droning exposition, etc. The kind of movie that absurdists love.