• Flying Squid
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    584 months ago

    You would think the word ‘moonshine’ would be enough of a red flag not to take advice from that entity unless the advice was, “drink me to get incredibly drunk incredibly quickly.”

      • Optional
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        604 months ago

        First of all I did not expect a picture of the dude on that link, but now that I see him, he’s exactly what I should have expected.

        Secondly - rofl

        THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO! All of the other stuff I mention does not really matter. It’s only a way to make them pay close attention to your application. Every place that it asks if someone is a U.S. citizen; Mom, Dad or spouse or ex-spouse, you check off NO. If you check off yes to U.S. citizen on anything, then that makes you a U.S. citizen. Otherwise you are a State Citizen. NO ONE IS A U.S. CITIZEN. Not you, or your spouse, or your ex-spouse or your mom, dad or children. This is the most important step. No to U.S. citizen on everything. MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS RIGHT! This is the only thing that matters on the application! Do not let them bully you into checking off yes to U.S. citizenship.

        Hahahaha - “are you a citizen?”

        No.

        “Denied because you are not a citizen.”

        I don’t understand . . .

        Jfc

      • Flying Squid
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        324 months ago

        Wow. It’s literally a company that makes moonshine stills.

        Definitely who I would be taking such legal advice from.

          • PorradaVFR
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            74 months ago

            Elitist!

            I bet you stick your pinkie out when you sign documents.

      • @lemmydripzdotz456
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        284 months ago

        Their email is ColonelCSA@gmail where, I assume, CSA is Confederate States of America. I did a little research and found that they are a Confederate re-enactor in the Ozarks who plays a Colonel in the re-enactments and does not appear to have any military background. This was… not surprising.

        • Flying Squid
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          144 months ago

          So basically he’s about as much of a Colonel as Colonel Sanders.

          • @KillerTofu
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            134 months ago

            The “colonel” was given to him in 1935 as an honorary title by the governor of Kentucky in recognition of his accomplishments

            So, it wasn’t just a marketing term, but a state title granted to him.

            • @[email protected]
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              94 months ago

              Kentucky uses it’s otherwise defunct state militia as a legal basis for a program to recognize residents of the state who perform significant and/or consistent acts of charity to their communities. The program is “The Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels” and when a person is inducted into the program the governor officially appoints them as an officer in the state militia with the rank of colonel.

              • VindictiveJudge
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                44 months ago

                And all because his chicken was just that good. Apparently, he felt the larger franchise absolutely ruined his recipe.

                • @[email protected]
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                  24 months ago

                  Lee’s Famous Recipe was founded by Colonel Sanders’s nephew. It is much closer to the original KFC. You can get all of his original recipes, the gravy change is what he hated most, at Claudia Sanders Dinner House in Shelbyville, Kentucky.

              • @KillerTofu
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                34 months ago

                Thank you for expanding, I didn’t do but a cursory search.

          • VindictiveJudge
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            44 months ago

            I’d play that, but I don’t want to accidentally create joinder with the other players.

      • strawberry
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        114 months ago

        "which caused you to pay taxes, get tickets and every other act of treason that has happened to you. "

        bro is calling paying taxes treason

        my brother in christ these roads won’t pay for themselves

      • @[email protected]
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        94 months ago

        Just one snippet

        Never put down you live in the United States. You live in the United States of America (U.S.A.). Or simply say you live in America. On lots of forms you will see United States, but they do not make it clear if it’s the federal corporation or the republic. I believe if it asks what country you live in, then it must be the republic, not the corporation. The corporation is not a country. You find this all through the United States Code and the Code of Federal Regulations for the purpose of confusion. So study carefully to see what they mean by, “The United States”.

      • @Omega_Man
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        4 months ago

        Two of these tabs are not like the others

        Two of these tabs are not like the others…

      • @owenfromcanada
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        74 months ago

        Hot damn

        Silver bullet to your rights secured by the Constitution.

        So… you’re gonna put a silver bullet to my rights? That might be the only true statement on the entire page.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        64 months ago

        That is my favorite SovCit site.

      • federal reverse
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        14 months ago

        I guess it would be good to behind this a spoiler, so at least you’re not doing SEO for them.

        spoiler

        Quote:

        Please share this link with all of your friends. keep it going.

    • @exanime
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      54 months ago

      Why? Don’t you often get legal advice from sites that also sell you stills?