• Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    94 months ago

    The fact there’s no blood has me picturing the bird just clubbing him with the broad side of the beak

    “Ooh! Dinner!” WHAM!

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      64 months ago

      Repeated blunt force trauma, but carefully, to pulverize the bones for easier digestion.

      You don’t wanna break the casing, then all the good stuff comes out.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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        44 months ago

        I mean that depends more on the meal really, some of the best ways to use sausage specifically call for breaking the casing, like sausage patties in a breakfast sandwich, or making ground chorizo to put on a nacho platter