Maven (famous) to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 month agoThe worst pick-up line I've ever gottenlemmy.zipimagemessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down192
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minus-square@irreticentlink2•1 month ago Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they’d try to pull start a lawnmower.
Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they’d try to pull start a lawnmower.