• @NineMileTower
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    346 months ago

    That’s untrue, because he won’t need a Sharpie anymore. They will just be reporting whatever Trump wants them to report. There is no hurricane. Here’s some paper towel. This will all blow over by Easter.

    • @[email protected]
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      96 months ago

      Of course there’s no hurricane. Trump personally nuked it. In unrelated news, all US nukes are henceforth required to have a pussy for trump to grab them by.

    • @samus12345
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      6 months ago

      All the competent people would be fired, so it wouldn’t be accurate regardless. Everything these agencies say will just be Dear Leader propaganda.