• @NineMileTower
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    22 days ago

    I’ll tell you what else is screaming. The 6.7L Power Stroke V8 Turbo Diesel in my 2023 Ford F-150 SuperDuty. You see, it’s a robust and versatile heavy-duty pickup truck designed to excel in performance, technology, and comfort. With powerful engine options, and advanced features like the SYNC 4 infotainment system and comprehensive driver-assistance technologies, it offers exceptional towing and payload capabilities. Available in multiple trims and cab configurations, the SuperDuty combines rugged design with a spacious and well-appointed interior, making it ideal for both demanding work tasks and running over children in my neighborhood.

    • @[email protected]
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      922 days ago

      And it will idle for an hour before and during fireworks, that cold quad zone AC will keep everyone at their ideal comfortable temperature.

    • @Delusional
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      21 days ago

      Here I was thinking this was gonna end with " and 25 years ago undertaker threw mankind off hell in the cell into an announcers table".

      • @NineMileTower
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        The part about running over children does that well enough, I’d say.

        • @NOT_RICK
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          1422 days ago

          I’ve always felt that if you need the /s you’re doing sarcasm wrong, even acknowledging text conveys no verbal tone.

          • @[email protected]
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            622 days ago

            I would agree with you, but sarcasm has to be both implied and inferred. There’s plenty of people that freak out about an extremely obvious sarcastic comment…

            • @Aqarius
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              222 days ago

              Yeah, but the people who freak out over what you wrote sarcastically also have a habit of freaking out over stuff you don’t write, but they imagine you did, so I feel tailoring posts for them is a waste of time.

          • @[email protected]
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            322 days ago

            I like the way you think. To quote myself, “If you need to use the /s, you’re not sarcastic hard enough.”

        • tate
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          222 days ago

          I would agree, but when I commented you were getting downvoted