Ready! Player 31M to Microblog MemesEnglish • 1 year agoNot the future I wantedimagemessage-square28arrow-up1452arrow-down112
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minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink21•1 year ago“Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss” “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
minus-square@Etterralink3•1 year agoAnd that’s why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It’s kinda a lateral move, really.
minus-square@MercuryUprisinglink3•1 year agoAs an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.
“Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss”
“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
And that’s why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It’s kinda a lateral move, really.
As an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.
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