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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

  • @[email protected]English
    14•2 months ago

    In the spirit of the fondly-remembered “Cloud-to-Butt” plugin, I propose a new tool that transforms mentions of AI and LLMs to something else. But what shape should our word transformer take? While scatology is good shit, I bet we can come up with something more clever than “ChatGPT-to-Poop”

    BTW, take 1d6 psychic damage when you realize that Cloud-to-Butt was released more than ten years ago

    Edit: Favorite suggestions so far:

    • @[email protected]English
      10•2 months ago

      ChatGPT-to-third world employee? Bit too long, we prob can find a non-offensive shorter word for that.

      • @[email protected]English
        11•2 months ago

        Hey, this could work…Bob is short and punchy, very butt-like!

        AI->Bob

        LLM->Robert

        Specific Products->Random selection from (Bobby, Bobert, Robby, Boberino, Roberto, Bert, etc)

    • @[email protected]English
      7•2 months ago

      It’s difficult thinking of something better than butt, or even anything that isn’t butt-adjacent (poop sandwich is my goto)

      My pitch would be something garbage related. Hot wet trash, maybe?

        • @[email protected]English
          12•2 months ago

          Ok my real pitch is: something that can have agency, so that when the word substitution happens, you still have a parseable sentence, most of the time. Take “Garbage Ape” (from the heathcliff comics I guess), for example:

          • “I am a Garbage Ape ethicist”
          • “It’s Garbage Ape Welfare discussion week”
          • “I prompted a Garbage Ape to generate these image”
          • “I think Garbage Apes pose a serious existential threat”
          • “We’re proud to announce our new Garbage Ape, Steve”

          Though it’s hard to pick a thing that conjures the right image.

            • @[email protected]English
              11•2 months ago

              Dumpster Fire Elemental is great. Could be shortened to just Dumpster Elemental. Then you could have DFE/DE for AGI/AI. But also just DFE in full for everything is good too.

              The rest are good but I think a little too in the neighbourhood of AI for me- I want to forget about this substitution, then later encounter an article talking about how dumpster fire elementals are consuming more energy per day than all of europe and wonder what the hell is going on, before remembering I have the plugin installed. But that’s just my stupid opinion :)

              • @[email protected]English
                8•2 months ago

                DFE just made me think up Directed Finite Generata as a thing and now I am absolutely going to use it on some promptfondlers sometime to make them itch