Fuck your “security reasons” I have $200 in my bank and knowing that amount at a glance is a godsend for budgeting

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️M
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    94 months ago

    I would just be super stoked if the app my bank provided were not the single biggest laggy, poorly optimized, inscrutable user interface, godawful piece of shit in the entire world. I’ve seen Reverse Polish Notation calculators from the 1970’s that are less irritating to use.

    For instance, about a decade after everyone else offered this feature, I can now finally remote deposit a check. This process requires sitting through eight loading screens in total. Eight. Clicking on things in the main menu for some reason takes 3-5 seconds to register. Or my favorite, it lags so much at what should ostensibly be idle that it literally drops keystrokes which includes those in your password on the login screen.

    If I ever find who developed this crap, I will slap them with the rubber chicken so hard their feet will leave the floor. Mark my words.

    • @Dkarma
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      14 months ago

      Credit unions bro

      • @sploosh
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        14 months ago

        My credit union’s app is also laggy as hell, and it’s a CU that’s specifically for tech people. They don’t even have a tap debit card yet.

        Still better than every commercial bank, of course.