Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.

  • @friend_of_satan
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    165 months ago

    Definitely the stick. A perfect rock is only good once, which is when you throw it. A stick is good for decades. My dad has a stick I found 36 years ago and still uses it. Nobody uses a rock for that long.

    • @deus
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      115 months ago

      What is stopping you from picking up the rock after throwing it? Let me tell you, I still have a little pebble I found by a river some 20 years ago and it’s not even a particularly cool looking rock or anything. If I had a perfect rock you better bet I’d keep it forever.

        • @deus
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          55 months ago

          No worries, the rock won’t go anywhere. It’ll remain where you left it, patiently waiting for you to become scuba certified, like the good rock it is.