• @Myxomatosis
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    2 months ago

    Cucker Carlson finished his Putin’s Cumsock Tour and is now back to firmly attaching his mouth to Pedo Trump’s asshole like some kind of right wing remora fish.

    • dactylotheca
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      132 months ago

      remora fish.

      So in case somebody else here doesn’t know squat about remoras, I went on Wikipedia and found out that they’re fish that attach themselves to a host animal in a mutualistic arrangement. They remove ectoparasites and loose flakes of skin etc, and their diet is mainly composed of the host animal’s shit.

    • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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      2 months ago

      Incredible! Now do matt walsh, steven crowder, ben shapiro or charlie kirk.

    • @mPony
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      right wing remora fish

      That is fucking perfection and I will not discuss it further.

    • @massacre
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      32 months ago

      I admire your way with words