• Admiral Patrick
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    4 months ago

    (Frodo slips on the ring)

    Sauron: “Hello, Frodo, what’s happening? Ummmm…If you could just go ahead and bring the ring to Mordor on Saturday, that would be greaaaaaat.”

    • RBG
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      184 months ago

      “We also would need you to not throw the ring into Mt. Doom on Saturday, m’kay? Let me get you another copy of that scroll.”