The Picard Maneuver to Funny: Home of the Haha • 2 months agoPossible marriage material?imagemessage-square24arrow-up1246arrow-down16
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minus-square@MrJameGumblink4•2 months agoDump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
minus-square@SpruceBringsteenlink17•2 months agoI don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.