He’s not perfect so I will punish him and, by extension, myself as well! I’m still mad that he didn’t fulfill his promise of [insert any of the various things he tried to pass that Republicans delayed or outright blocked] so he hasn’t earned my vote. I will now ignore the historic climate policies from his administration because they didn’t do a good job of making people aware they happened.

Seriously though, I despise his support for Israel and he’s 20 years older than I’d like my president to be…but given the choice, I’ll take Biden over any Republican. And I’d take almost any politician over Trump so it’ll be the easiest vote of my life.