Yeah, Eddie’s a good lad. With the right support he will set Ligue 1 on fire. I’ll be glad if both of them leave the country, but for very different reasons. Greenwood is a massive arsehole and the further he is away from England the better. And Eddie will inevitably score a few bangers against us if he stay in the PL, because that’s just what happens when we sell quality strikers.

Nah I hope he stays near Greenwood, specifically his knuckles stay near Greenwood’s face. At speed.