I’m not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.

  • Xanthrax
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    5 months ago

    Or the regular, modern version: boots, jeans, belt, flannel, aaaaand $3k hat. In the summer, you swap your wool hat for straw, but don’t you DARE wear short pants or a t-shirt.

      • teft
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        135 months ago

      • peopleproblems
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        35 months ago

        Personally I think we just need to collectively wear suit coats more often. It looks… Idk. Better than a lot of stuff. Maybe I’m just saying that because I’m fat.

      • @madcaesar
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        15 months ago

        Look I’m not saying Raylan is the best looking cowboy, but Raylan is the best looking cowboy!

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      25 months ago

      The belt buckle needs to be the size of a dinner plate and be made from pure silver and gold.

      • Xanthrax
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        5 months ago

        Nah, dog; it’s a gold-plated ellipse with a bull head and 3D horns.

        Preferably purchased from a general store in the middle of Arizona, run by Native Americans.