So, the other day I thought I smelled smoke somewhere, and my house was on fire. There happened to be some of Crassus’ slaves around and they refused to put out the fire until I sold my house to him for a ridiculously low price. My atrium is ruined and now he’s charging us an unbelievable amount of rent.

  • Flying SquidM
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    105 months ago

    Do you have a family? Has anyone suggested selling them into slavery to cover the damages yet?