• The Pantser
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    2 months ago

    Jokes on them, I was wanking it to the JC Penny catalog long before internet porn and I will do it again. Porn doesn’t make less babies guys still want the real thing but we need to jizz for our prostate health.

    • azl
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      182 months ago

      I love that this sounds like a threat and I cannot stop laughing

      • @Zron
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        222 months ago

        I will masturbate 10 times a day if it pisses of a religious nut job.

        • Lung
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          122 months ago

          Don’t lie to us, you’d do this for free

          • @[email protected]
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            2 months ago

            We actually have to pay them to stop, they keeps masturbating and it is affecting the world’s lube supply.