Some people will be miserable no matter who is running

      • @kautau
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        55 months ago

        is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        205 months ago

        Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          55 months ago

          I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.

          • @disguy_ovahea
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            65 months ago

            Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.

    • @jaybone
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      125 months ago

      Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.