• masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory “in bed” at the end.

    Now, we’re all fucked.

    • TipRing
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      8 months ago

      Now we’re all fucked… in bed!

      That is my preferred location.

      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        8 months ago

        Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.

    • dejected_warp_core
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      8 months ago

      Fortune? No, we’re up against some real monkey’s paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.