I eat my cereal straight from the box. Dry. Adding milk just makes cereal soggy and flavorless. Everybody wants crunchy cereal, but nobody wants to STOP ADDING THE THING THAT MAKES IT SOGGY!!!

I’ve never understood why people add milk. It’s awful, and it ruins the cereal. Somehow I’M the asshole for adding milk??? Yeah, ok…

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    12 months ago

    “I sandpapered the roof of my mouth with 3 bowls of Cap’n Crunch - had raw gobbets of mouth-beef dangling onto my tongue all day”

    ― Douglas Coupland, Microserfs