We love our supermarket shelves, don’t we folks? The biggest and the fullest in the world, mao zedong, stalin, they all love our supermarket shelves. 30 different flavors of oreos, all in one aisle. can’t have that in russia, folks, can’t have that, horrible country, horrible country. You can only have pizza hutt in russia, folks, believe me, or, as I call it, pizza butt, and that’s only because of our favorite supreme leader gorbachev. You couldn’t even choose your healthcare plan in the USSR, folks, can you believe it? They only had one plan, horrible, horrible healthcare. I’m going to go make out with supreme leader Kim, folks, but I’m going to hate every second of it, believe me.
Don’t forget the 30 different kinds of bread and cheese available at supermarket shelves… without rationing or waiting in line for hours to be given one loaf of bread for the day…
We love our supermarket shelves, don’t we folks? The biggest and the fullest in the world, mao zedong, stalin, they all love our supermarket shelves. 30 different flavors of oreos, all in one aisle. can’t have that in russia, folks, can’t have that, horrible country, horrible country. You can only have pizza hutt in russia, folks, believe me, or, as I call it, pizza butt, and that’s only because of our favorite supreme leader gorbachev. You couldn’t even choose your healthcare plan in the USSR, folks, can you believe it? They only had one plan, horrible, horrible healthcare. I’m going to go make out with supreme leader Kim, folks, but I’m going to hate every second of it, believe me.
Don’t forget the 30 different kinds of bread and cheese available at supermarket shelves… without rationing or waiting in line for hours to be given one loaf of bread for the day…