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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear

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Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with depressed black bear

News • 2 months ago

Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with ‘depressed’ black bear

County sheriff says bear by side of highway in Santa Rosa Beach is ‘clearly not in the mood for pictures’

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  Drives to the bear with beehive full of honey and anti-depressants.
  
  Confuses anti-depressants with ADHD meds.
  
  Accidentally recreates Cocaine Bear.
  
  Bear is happy though.

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