So, I happen to be a king near the Mediterranean (not telling where bc I don’t wannna doxx myself), and the other day a messanger ran into my palace shouting “the sea people are coming!”.
I told him that there can’t be ‘sea people’ because people live on land and not in the sea, but he kept insisting that there are ‘sea people’ and they’re coming, so I had him drowned to prove that people living in the sea is impossible.
Now all kids in the city are talking about ‘sea people’ and it’s driving me nuts. I hope this trend goes away soon.
Don’t worry, I just sacrificed a nice bull, in hopes of stopping this new cringy trend by the youths
I did my research, bulls do not work! You should be using virgins instead!!!
What about a virgin calf?
We prefer the whole creature and not just a portion of the lower leg.
A calf? Next you’ll suggest the vegan option?? Herb burners like yourself have no regard to tredition
Damn it! I’ve been foiled!!
And if not virgins, all that’s left as a possibility is kings
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