One time I was riding my bicycle to our city park. I had just started down the last stretch of back road to get there, and I was riding on the very edge of the road as I usually do where there’s no sidewalks or bike lanes.

Anyways, a Marine Patrol truck came up behind me to pass, and there was nobody coming the other direction in the other lane, so he had plenty of room to pass. So what’s the Marine Patrol driver do?..

As he starts to pass, he lays on his horn like an asshole. Not just a polite quick tap either, he really laid on it, as if I were in the way or something, when clearly I wasn’t. He could have actually startled me and made me crash, but I’m not easily startled.

I didn’t even look his way, I just threw him the middle finger. He said to me “You know I can arrest you right?”. I said back “Fuck you, I knew you were there and I’m not in the road.”

I guess the passenger in the truck told him that he was in the wrong, not me, because he didn’t do shit but keep on driving to the park.

Fuck 'em LOL!